Things Useless Knows: The Mostly Blank Book

Things Useless Knows: The Mostly Blank Book

The complete knowledge of Useless, REALLYBYTE’s eraser mascot, in nine chapters: Computers, Money, Cooking, Directions, Feelings (“Mixed.”), the Offside Rule and more. Most chapters are blank. It comes with a foreword, a contents page, an appendix, a straight-faced index and three lined pages headed Things You Know That Useless Doesn’t, so it works as a leaving book or guest book.

What’s inside:

- Foreword by Useless

- Contents and How to read this book

- Nine chapters, mostly blank

- Appendix: Things He’s Sure About

- Index

- Three lined pages: Things You Know That Useless Doesn’t

- Credits and licence

Format: instant digital download, a ZIP with A4 and US Letter PDFs. Nothing is posted to you.

Print at 100% / Actual size on plain paper or thin card. Colour or black and white both work.

Pages: 19 per size.

Licence: personal, household and classroom use. Please don’t resell or share the files.

Useless is the mascot of REALLYBYTE, based in the Isle of Man. Nobody knows what he does. Meet him at useless.im