Lord Fluffington — Velvet & Very Bad Decisions

Owns the house. Contributes nothing.

Meet Lord Fluffington: inherited confidence, magnificent fur and an entirely

unreasonable relationship with your best chair. Six lavish glamour portraits

invite you into his world of velvet, chandeliers and financial dependence

beautifully disguised as old money.

Your collection includes:

- Six original AI-created fictional cat glamour portraits.

- Full-resolution JPGs, 1024 x 1536 pixels each.

- Ready to use as phone wallpapers or enjoy as personal digital artwork.

- One ZIP download, yours to keep.

One-time purchase. No subscription. House, chaise and household staff not included.

Digital artwork only. Personal use; no resale or redistribution.

“He is not unemployed. He is the atmosphere.”