The Useless Awards: Certificates of Achieving Nothing

The Useless Awards: Certificates of Achieving Nothing

Twelve printable joke certificates for achieving nothing, from Employee of the Month (nobody else was nominated) to Meeting Survivor and Kettle Champion, plus a blank one for your own reason and a sheet of twelve cut-out award seals.

What’s inside:

- How to use, with ideas for presenting them

- 12 certificates, each with name and date lines: Achieving Nothing, Employee of the Month, Meeting Survivor, Reply-All Recovery, Kettle Champion, Professional Overthinking, Lifetime Achievement in Putting Things Off, Most Improved (Slightly), Surviving Monday, Keeping a Plant Alive-ish, Turning It Off and On Again, and Something, Probably (write your own reason)

- 12 cut-out award seals

- Credits and licence

Format: instant digital download, a ZIP with A4 and US Letter PDFs. Nothing is posted to you.

Print at 100% / Actual size on plain paper or thin card. Colour or black and white both work.

Pages: 16 per size.

Licence: personal, household and classroom use. Please don’t resell or share the files.

Useless is the mascot of REALLYBYTE, based in the Isle of Man. Nobody knows what he does. Meet him at useless.im